Crowd Patrol

Phrases That Should Only be Used In Special Situations

JM — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 18:30:23 +0000

“You go, girl.” Only use it if you really want a girl to leave.

Hvar er sjúkrahús? Use only when you are injured in Iceland, (e. g., having drunk too much vodka) and you are seeking a hospital.

“Think you.” Try to pronounce the word, “thank,” correctly. It really doesn’t take that much more mouth exercise.

“I can’t buleive you sud that.” See above.

“Jeet?” Asking someone if they have eaten. Very efficient use of words.

Bicycle Riders

JM — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 00:35:01 +0000

I admire the idea of bicycle riding for exercise and to help make a greener world. But I don’t like the bicycling militants who demand the same rights and use of the streets as automobile drivers, yet never stop for a stop sign.

Waterboarding

JM — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 02:41:06 +0000

I’ve never been waterboarded, but I’ve read enough to know that if I was waterboarded I think I’d just go with it since I know I really won’t die from it.

Semper Vigilante

JM — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:44:08 +0000

…and Africa is a country.

Budweiser Lullaby

JM — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 04:56:19 +0000

Shhh…udduppayoumouth

JM — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 04:55:25 +0000